Welcome to this week’s edition of "Did URC That?" – your go-to spot for all the entertaining and quirky moments from the latest round of Vodacom United Rugby Championship action.
Whether you're a die-hard fan or just catching the highlights, we've got you covered with the best bits you might have missed.
This week, we've got a delightful mix of the unexpected and the extraordinary.
So, sit back, relax, and let's dive into the top moments from Round 14. Here we go:
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
Let's start off this with a look at the controversial red card that was issued to Neethling Fouche in the Stormers' dramatic (or is that traumatic) match against Ulster on Friday.
The question is simple: is it a red or not?
We don't have a clue. All we know is that the only way Neethling could have been more low was if he changed his name to Wilco.
DEJA WHO?
Bulls coach Jake White has a clear plan for his team's tricky upcoming tour games against Munster and Glasgow. His strategy? Treat these matches as if they're already in the playoffs. White's approach is to simulate the high-stakes environment of knockout rugby, even though these are just regular league games.
The twist? If the Bulls win these tour games, they might avoid playing Munster and Glasgow away until the final. So, is White's playoff preparation a clever tactic or a subtle admission of defeat for the upcoming tour games?
TRY AND BYE
Edwill van der Merwe's try-scoring compilation for the Lions is a must-watch. Now signed with the Sharks, he showed off his significant abilities once too often, and as punishment they offered him lots of money.
This proves the old Durban saying: If you can't beat them, coin them.
MA SE PUSH
Speaking of the Sharks. If they can do this to the best team north of the English Channel, why do they even bother signing wings?
PARTY POOPERS
The lovely kids of Kings Park were having a great time of things in the splashpool only for some random adults to come jump the fence and spoil the party.
Do we need barbed wire on that safety fence?